Rules of Acquisition
Ah, the Ferengi Rules of Acquistion..
Some of the best
1. Once you have their money, you never give it back
6. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity
60. Keep your lies consistent
104. Faith moves mountains… of inventory
141. Only fools pay retail
211. Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don’t hesitate to step on them
239. Never be afraid to mislabel a product
And of course the number one unnumbered rule of acquisition is..
Exploitation begins at home












