Illegal immigration has been a political hot-topic in the United States recently. A new invention has been developed to help discourage illegal immigrants who are seeking jobs in the United States.

From the August 2006 issue of Popular Science, “Keep your lawn in check without pulling a starter cord. Scientists at the Howard Hughes Medical Institute in San Diego discovered a planet gene that makes growth inhibiting enzymes. If the gene is spliced into the grass genome, they claim, it will prevent grass from sprouting taller than a few inches. Not only that, it will be greener than your average turf.”

Such scientific advances lessen our dependence on the foreign labor that is required to keep our landscapes tidy. Whoever invented this should get a noble peace prize for helping keep our grass green and our neighborhood streets safe at night.

According to the wise professor Newton..

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

This simple truth, that here is applied to the motion of physical objects can also be applied to the motion of time.

For every present action there is an equal an opposite future reaction.

Therefore if we know the force and direction of any current action we can then accurately determine the future reaction.

In mathematics, it is possible to determine an unknown point on a graph when given a set of the points preceding it. In otherwords we are able to determine an unknown point in the future given points that have previously occured in the past.

To determine the future all we have to do is look at the points of time proceeding our future point in time. Each generation of humans make the same mistakes as the one before it and this is why history repeats itself. This should only help us more in being able to determine what is going to occur in the future. We look at past events in time and we can say with certainity that a particular event is going to happen again in the future.

Firefox is the browser of bitches that complain about their internet experience and slow download speeds on AOL. Every person that I’ve ever talked to about Firefox says it is like the best thing since sliced pizza but this is a LIE. Firefox is for the unbeliever and foolish hearted. The Bible says that in the end of days that people will be covered by a dark cloud of deception. I have uncovered the deception and am here to declare the truth, that Firefox sucks hardcore. The truth will set you free.

If you love Internet Explorer as much as I do, show your spirit of love toward the best browser in the world.

Microsoft makes the standards and anything that does not live up to those standards is not worthy to live at all. Firefox is a self-righteous piece of shit targeted toward the easily manipulated populations of the world – the poorest of poor.

Hate having to replace or recharge the batteries for your mouse? Yeah me too. It seems that everytime I have to get up, it is to replace batteries. It sux. That is why they should develop a mouse that does not consume batteries. Perhaps a nuclear powered mouse that last almost forever or even a solar powered mouse would be good if it sat under my desktop lamp and recharged. Maybe even a hydrogen cell mouse or something like that. I am sure it will be a reality one day, not today though.

The new word I have invented is “softmare”. I have defined it as the point where software becomes a nightmare.

Hacking is too complex to have an introduction. Do you really think hacking can be learned overnite? Don’t be illogical. There is more to hacking than can be explained in any 12 step learning program. Hacking takes a life time to learn and another life time to master. It is true that chicks only like guys with computer hacking skills but hacking is more than a skill, it is a life style. With this introduction you will get your feet wet so that you yourself can explore this fascinating world of ones and zeros.

The History of Hacking

In order to become a hacker you must be able to think like a hacker. And in order to know how a hacker thinks we must travel way back in time to get a deeper understanding as to how the first hack was thought up. Hacking started way back somewhere in the early 1900’s. When the early american slave worker got sick and tired of “the man”. A group of these workers known as the ‘heckers’ stood their ground, and their group, which went underground, is today known as the society of hackers. Their story began a long time ago.. Whenever any of their taskmasters looked at them with that look that says, “Why aren’t you working?”. They would just stare back at them with another look that said, “What the heck are you looking at!”. And that is why they were called heckers cause they wouldn’t take heck from nobody. Of course now-a-days we refer to them as hackers which shows how much the English language has changed in the last 100 years (another form of the word that has also evolved is hi-jacking). Ever since these early pioneers started the hacking revolution the world has never been the same.

Hacking Today

Today everbody is afraid of hacking. Just the word hacking sparks terror into the eyes of most human beings (although, plants and animals seem to be immune). This is because everything is hackable – even you and me. The only way to not get hacked is to become a hacker. If you can’t beat us then you should probably join us. It is pretty terrifying.. even your mind can be hacked along with your emotions. Even your toaster can be hacked into. Many people don’t believe that a toaster can’t be hacked into, but many people are also foolish. In fact, toaster hacking has become more than a simple hack, there is now a whole subculture devoted to toaster hacking. If you want to know where hacking is today just look around you. Everything you can see with your own two eyes has been hacked and if it hasn’t it probably is being hacked right now.

Hacking Rules of Thumb

Everything is hackable.
Always hack a system until it is down or Always kick a man until he is down.
You can’t hack a hacker.

To be continued..

Where did they come from you ask? They evolved from plants. That is how they were found in North America by moderners like Christopher Columbus. They were simply here before civilization caught up to them. They evolved from a type of plant that is only found in North America called the Inninan. The only problem is that they did not evolve fast enough, that is why they got wiped out.